There once was a boy whose legs got eaten off by two sharks. One shark bit off one leg, and the other shark bit off the other leg. It was sad.
Fortunately, the boy was able to get prosthetic legs. However, his life-long dream was to run a marathon.
Unfortunately, the boy was an asshole butt….
(Source: a-world-without-shrimp)
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lifeisashoestring said:
Then as Aaron was running he tripped over a pine needle and broke his leg. Now he is in a wheelchair. He cried.
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