Fundamentals of Opposition

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March 2012

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Mar 31, 201212,150 notes
Mar 31, 20120 notes
#michelle obama
Joss Whedon and 'The Avengers'
  • Me: I had a panic attack when I found out he was doing it. Everyone is going to end up dying. A minimum of one hero will die.
  • AJ: I know. But if he kills Iron Man then I will never watch any of his stuff again.
  • Me: ....
  • AJ: Okay, well, none of his new stuff.
  • Me: I was gonna say, cause you'd be giving up Buffy.
  • AJ: Yeah, well, I've already seen it twice so...
  • Me: Right. Well I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that someone will die. Hope it's Black Window. Then again, she's the only woman so...
  • AJ: I don't want Iron Man to die... and I really hope he doesn't kill Thor.
  • Me: Thor is a God.
  • AJ: So?
  • Me: So it would be so difficult to try and kill him...
  • AJ: Joss Whedon can kill ANYBODY.
  • Me: ....point.
Mar 29, 20126 notes
Mar 29, 201286 notes
#joss whedon #thor #captain hammer #dr. horrible #the avengers
Mar 29, 201216,108 notes
Mar 28, 2012637 notes
#house #milhouse #the simpsons
Mar 28, 20129 notes
#President Obama #health care
Mar 28, 201241,384 notes
#i SHOULD buy a boat
Mar 28, 20128,064 notes
Mar 28, 201226,539 notes
#socially awkward penguin
Mar 27, 20129,569 notes
#admiral ackbar #star wars #it's a trap!
Mar 27, 201250 notes
Mar 26, 20122,098 notes
Fuck/Marry/Kill: Han, Luke, Leia

I’d fuck Han, because roguish scoundrels are sexy (admit it, you would too).  I’d marry Leia for her Princess inheritance, and also so she can teach me how to do my hair in awesome styles like that.  I’d kill Luke, because he’s pretty emotionally unavailable on account of being a Jedi.

Mar 26, 20121 note
Mar 25, 201239 notes
#pokemon #malaria
Mar 25, 201245 notes
Mar 25, 2012297 notes
Mar 25, 20129,016 notes
The United States of America on college education
  • Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
  • USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
  • Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
  • USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
  • Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
  • USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Mar 25, 2012137,800 notes

trailsweblaze:

Don’t worry, I’m not neglecting the girls:

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I know the joke’s been made but I would watch a 90-minute film that consisted of nothing but River Tam Beating Up Everyone. FUND IT!

Big Damn Heroines by Pika_La-Cynique

Mar 25, 201211 notes
#river tam #river tam beats up everyone #xkcd
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Mar 25, 201241 notes
#firefly #river tam #deleted scene
Mar 25, 201247 notes
#river tam #firefly
Mar 25, 20122 notes
#star trek #captain kirk #where no man has gone before
Mar 25, 201215 notes
#andorrians #star trek #not as cool as lennier and marcus cole
Mar 25, 201210 notes
#vulcan stand up #star trek #mr. spock
Mar 25, 201232,526 notes
Mar 23, 201299 notes
Mar 22, 20126,208 notes
#fuck shit like this
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Mar 21, 2012870 notes
#the real mitt romney #with an assist from eminem
“

I see a slow, simple youngster by a busy street,
With a begging bowl in his shaking hand.
Trying to smile but hurting infinitely. Nobody notices.
I do, but walk by.

An old man gets naked and kisses a model doll in his attic
It’s half-light and he’s in tears.
When he finally comes his eyes are cascading.

I see a beaten dog in a pungent alley. He tries to bite me.
All pride has left his wild eyes.
i wish i had my leg to spare.

A mother visits her son, smiles to him through the bars.
She’s never loved him more.

An obese girl enters an elevator with me.
All dressed up fancy, a green butterfly on her neck.
Terribly sweet perfume deafens me.
She’s going to dinner alone.
That makes her even more beautiful.
I see a model’s face on a brick wall.
A statue of porcelain perfection beside a violent city kill.
A city that worships flesh.

The first thing I ever heard was a wandering
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/song-of-myself-lyrics-nightwish.html ]
Man telling his story
It was you, the grass under my bare feet
The campfire in the dead of night
The heavenly black of sky and sea

It was us
Roaming the rainy roads, combing the gilded beaches
Waking up to a new gallery of wonders every morn
Bathing in places no-one’s seen before
Shipwrecked on some matt-painted island
Clad in nothing but the surf - beauty’s finest robe

Beyond all mortality we are, swinging in the breath of nature
In early air of the dawn of life
A sight to silence the heavens

I want to travel where life travels,
Following it’s permanent lead
Where the air tastes like snow music
Where grass smells like fresh-born Eden
I would pass no man, no stranger, no tragedy or rapture
I would bathe in a world of sensation
Love, goodness and simplicity
(while violated and imprisoned by technology)

The thought of my family’s graves was the only moment
I used to experience true love
That love remains infinite,
As I’ll never be the man my father is

How can you “just be yourself”
When you don’t know who you are?
Stop saying “I know how you feel”
How could anyone know how another feels?

Who am I to judge a priest, beggar,
Whore, politician, wrongdoer?
I am, you are, all of them already

Dear child, stop working, go play
Forget every rule
There’s no fear in a dream

“Is there a village inside this snowflake?”
- a child asked me
“What’s the colour of our lullaby?”

I’ve never been so close to truth as then
I touched it’s silver lining

Death is the winner in any war
Nothing noble in dying for your religion
For your country
For ideology, for faith
For another man, yes

Paper is dead without words
Ink idle without a poem
All the world dead without stories
Without love and disarming beauty

Careless realism costs souls

Ever seen the lord smile?
All the care for the world made beautiful a sad man?
Why do we still carry a device of torture around our necks?
Oh, how rotten your pre-apocalypse is
All you bible-black fools living over nightmare ground

I see all those empty cradles and wonder
If man will never change

I, too, wish to be a decent man/boy but all i am
Is smoke and mirrors
Still given everything, may i be deserving

And there forever remains the change from G to E minor

”
—Tuomas Holopainen, Song of Myself
Mar 20, 20127 notes
#nightwish #song lyrics #song of myself #tuomas holopainen
“They use to say if mankind could fly, he’d have wings, but he did fly. He discovered he had to. Do you wish that the first Apollo mission hadn’t reached the moon, or that we hadn’t gone on to Mars and then to the nearest star? That’s like saying you wish that you still operated with scalpels and sewed your patients up with catgut like your great-great-great-great grandfather used to. I’m in command. I could order this, but I’m not because Doctor McCoy is right in pointing out the enormous danger potential in any contact with life and intelligence as fantastically advanced as this, but I must point out that the possibilities - the potential for knowledge and advancement is equally great. Risk! Risk is our business. That’s what this starship is all about. That’s why we’re aboard her. You may dissent without any prejudice. Do I hear a negative vote?” —Captain Kirk, “Return to Tomorrow”
Mar 20, 20120 notes
#star trek #james t. kirk
Mar 19, 20122,122 notes
Mar 15, 20129 notes
Mar 11, 20125,612 notes
Mar 11, 2012932 notes
#felicia day #the guild #the internet
Mar 10, 201264 notes
Mar 08, 20124,668 notes
#carl sagan #cosmos #dat ass
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Mar 07, 20123 notes
#george takei #it's okay to be takei #things that are awesome #tim hardaway
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Mar 07, 20125 notes
#george takei #things that are awesome #fighting homophobia #it's okay to be takei
Mar 05, 20125,702 notes
#what? I can't be an educated independent whore?
Mar 05, 201214,613 notes
#star wars #anakin skywalker #obi-wan kenobi
Mar 04, 20121,514 notes
#mitt romney #mr. burns #the simpsons #cracked.com
Mar 04, 2012408 notes
#lost
“The thing is, it’s patriarchy that says men are stupid and monolithic and unchanging and incapable. It’s patriarchy that says men have animalistic instincts and just can’t stop themselves from harassing and assaulting. It’s patriarchy that says men can only be attracted by certain qualities, can only have particular kinds of responses, can only experience the world in narrow ways. Feminism holds that men are capable of more – are more than that.” —

On claiming to be a stupid man who doesn’t know anything « Zero at the Bone (via grrlyboy)

Yes.

(via utopiaisbanished)

Mar 04, 20126,541 notes
#feminism #myth of male weakness
Mar 04, 20121,375 notes
#ralph mcquarrie #star wars
Police agencies in the United States to begin using drones in 90 days → dgrnewsservice.org

There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.

- William Adama

Mar 04, 20125 notes
#things i find on reddit at 4am #william adama #battlestar galactica #barack obama
Mar 02, 201215 notes
#olivia wilde
Mar 02, 201231 notes
If I ever have a little Robot pet or a Roomba or something...

dylgonsmountain:

I am totally naming it 1812. And if possible, I will teach it to sing the 1812 Overture.

Mar 02, 201210 notes
#farscape #1812 #i once had a dream that i had a pet centurion(bsg) and named it 1812 and taught it to play the 1812 overture
Mar 02, 201253 notes
#farscape
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