One day, I’ll be a real boy. No, but for srs.
You think I’m easy ‘cause I wear these tight pants. You think it should be easy to get in my pants. Well it took me five minutes to pull these things on. I can hardly breathe, let alone get turned on.
I don’t care about how much you can lift, and I don’t want to hear your new death metal riff. If I wanted a caveman I would search my rock pile. I’m a girl of distinction and you’re just not my style.
My mama didn’t raise no hoochie mama.
I’m drunk and it’s Summer Glau. Fuck Yea Summer Glau. This woman is kind of the stuff. And hot. Don’t judge me. Also, don’t taze me bro.